[Jeff Probst]

Chris
-5th Place-
Played by: NotYourAverageRyan of NDIM ORGs
28 Year Old Gay Conservative Gamer

Poody: Every season needs a CPN antagonist and you were it! You were actually a good player, with just horrible opinions. Still a great part of the cast though.

Ziggy: Everyone hated you for voting aligning against the women, but I LOVED your confessionals. It isn’t often we get to see an underdog and a villain- strange but interesting combination!

Caryn: Seeing you piss off all the other hosts with your gameplay was fun. That being said, I feel like you’ve never seen an actual pussy in your life.

Joaquin: Honestly, from knowing your performance as DK, this felt a little...game-botty? I know you *can* be a cunt, and this time it was more from being anti-women than from personality. You actually became a threat to win towards the end.

Danni: it’s always frustrating to watch players you like align against your faves. I don’t blame you for playing to win, but I much prefer you as a scrappy underdog than the glue of the he man woman haters alliance.

Sarah: I don’t like you. I have never liked you. You were good at the game as much as it pains me to say. Hating women isn’t a personality.

[Randy]

(In the best way, I might add)

Yes! Randy, you generally had me laughing and crying along with me in those videos. Huge highlight of confessionals for me.

My favorite video, im not sure if it was a confessional, was you riding your bike on the highway.

THAT WAS PRESEASON FOR ANOTHER GAME I---

[Ziggy Lichman]

Hi Keaton!!!

Allo!!

Chelsea is leblanc on discord, I’m lemons99 we played on GodJohnsons battlegrounds org in case this was confusing lmao

[Jacquie]

So... that's a no? You are going to give on me just like that?

Honey, wow

*give up on me

And hunny, it's a long story.

Muah, back

[Danni Boatwright]

lol chris is not notyouraverageryan, but nice try jeff

[Charlie]

Chris
-5th Place-
Played by: NotYourAverageRyan of NDIM ORGs
28 Year Old Gay Conservative Gamer

Poody: Every season needs a CPN antagonist and you were it! You were actually a good player, with just horrible opinions. Still a great part of the cast though.

Ziggy: Everyone hated you for voting aligning against the women, but I LOVED your confessionals. It isn’t often we get to see an underdog and a villain- strange but interesting combination!

Caryn: Seeing you piss off all the other hosts with your gameplay was fun. That being said, I feel like you’ve never seen an actual pussy in your life.

Joaquin: Honestly, from knowing your performance as DK, this felt a little...game-botty? I know you *can* be a cunt, and this time it was more from being anti-women than from personality. You actually became a threat to win towards the end.

Danni: it’s always frustrating to watch players you like align against your faves. I don’t blame you for playing to win, but I much prefer you as a scrappy underdog than the glue of the he man woman haters alliance.

Sarah: I don’t like you. I have never liked you. You were good at the game as much as it pains me to say. Hating women isn’t a personality.

That's my reddit motherfuckers

[Nate]

@ Chris, did you ever find out that all the women were actually irl women

[Ron]

Hi Keaton!!!

Allo!!

Chelsea is leblanc on discord, I’m lemons99 we played on GodJohnsons battlegrounds org in case this was confusing lmao

I am not a gamer and am SO confused what everyone is talking about. I thought Discord was like Slack lol

[Stephanie Dill]

@ Chris, did you ever find out that all the women were actually irl women

women don't exist. just men and gay men.

[Susie]

Chris
-5th Place-
Played by: NotYourAverageRyan of NDIM ORGs
28 Year Old Gay Conservative Gamer

Poody: Every season needs a CPN antagonist and you were it! You were actually a good player, with just horrible opinions. Still a great part of the cast though.

Ziggy: Everyone hated you for voting aligning against the women, but I LOVED your confessionals. It isn’t often we get to see an underdog and a villain- strange but interesting combination!

Caryn: Seeing you piss off all the other hosts with your gameplay was fun. That being said, I feel like you’ve never seen an actual pussy in your life.

Joaquin: Honestly, from knowing your performance as DK, this felt a little...game-botty? I know you *can* be a cunt, and this time it was more from being anti-women than from personality. You actually became a threat to win towards the end.

Danni: it’s always frustrating to watch players you like align against your faves. I don’t blame you for playing to win, but I much prefer you as a scrappy underdog than the glue of the he man woman haters alliance.

Sarah: I don’t like you. I have never liked you. You were good at the game as much as it pains me to say. Hating women isn’t a personality.

Wow, I did not pick up on Chris being the woman hater.

[Gillian]

Chris
-5th Place-
Played by: NotYourAverageRyan of NDIM ORGs
28 Year Old Gay Conservative Gamer

Poody: Every season needs a CPN antagonist and you were it! You were actually a good player, with just horrible opinions. Still a great part of the cast though.

Ziggy: Everyone hated you for voting aligning against the women, but I LOVED your confessionals. It isn’t often we get to see an underdog and a villain- strange but interesting combination!

Caryn: Seeing you piss off all the other hosts with your gameplay was fun. That being said, I feel like you’ve never seen an actual pussy in your life.

Joaquin: Honestly, from knowing your performance as DK, this felt a little...game-botty? I know you *can* be a cunt, and this time it was more from being anti-women than from personality. You actually became a threat to win towards the end.

Danni: it’s always frustrating to watch players you like align against your faves. I don’t blame you for playing to win, but I much prefer you as a scrappy underdog than the glue of the he man woman haters alliance.

Sarah: I don’t like you. I have never liked you. You were good at the game as much as it pains me to say. Hating women isn’t a personality.

chris sorry for all the allies u lost!!! hope we can be friends

[Ziggy Lichman]

Allo!!

Chelsea is leblanc on discord, I’m lemons99 we played on GodJohnsons battlegrounds org in case this was confusing lmao

I am not a gamer and am SO confused what everyone is talking about. I thought Discord was like Slack lol

We will show you the horrors of the internet soon king

[Jeff Probst]

Ron
-4th Place-
Played by: Ddurkin of Reddit
30 Year Old Tech Product Manager

Poody: I labelled you a Chaos Merchant and you delivered. You consistently came out of nowhere with terrible pitches for boots, it was a running joke really.

Ziggy: I love to hate and hate to love you. You created chaos everywhere you went. Some of it intentional, a lot of it accidental. But your arc served this season exceptionally well.

Caryn: You were pretty much the personification of the word delusional. Don’t ask me whether that’s a compliment or an insult, cause I don’t know either.

Joaquin: the combination of your confidence and your delusion was endless entertainment. I definitely didn’t expect you to make it as far as you did, so congrats

Danni: you said you wanted to be the villain this season and you delivered. Your weird reads of the game were a highlight of every round, and I’m honestly devastated that we didn’t get to watch your final tribal. But at the end of the day, great character. Congrats on F4

[Aurora]

Honey, wow

*give up on me

And hunny, it's a long story.

Muah, back

I knew you actually loved me all along.

[Jacquie]

Chris
-5th Place-
Played by: NotYourAverageRyan of NDIM ORGs
28 Year Old Gay Conservative Gamer

Poody: Every season needs a CPN antagonist and you were it! You were actually a good player, with just horrible opinions. Still a great part of the cast though.

Ziggy: Everyone hated you for voting aligning against the women, but I LOVED your confessionals. It isn’t often we get to see an underdog and a villain- strange but interesting combination!

Caryn: Seeing you piss off all the other hosts with your gameplay was fun. That being said, I feel like you’ve never seen an actual pussy in your life.

Joaquin: Honestly, from knowing your performance as DK, this felt a little...game-botty? I know you *can* be a cunt, and this time it was more from being anti-women than from personality. You actually became a threat to win towards the end.

Danni: it’s always frustrating to watch players you like align against your faves. I don’t blame you for playing to win, but I much prefer you as a scrappy underdog than the glue of the he man woman haters alliance.

Sarah: I don’t like you. I have never liked you. You were good at the game as much as it pains me to say. Hating women isn’t a personality.

Wow, I did not pick up on Chris being the woman hater.

His confessionals were truly wild.

[Charlie]

Chelsea is leblanc on discord, I’m lemons99 we played on GodJohnsons battlegrounds org in case this was confusing lmao

I am not a gamer and am SO confused what everyone is talking about. I thought Discord was like Slack lol

We will show you the horrors of the internet soon king

wtf is Slack

[Susie]

Allo!!

Chelsea is leblanc on discord, I’m lemons99 we played on GodJohnsons battlegrounds org in case this was confusing lmao

I am not a gamer and am SO confused what everyone is talking about. I thought Discord was like Slack lol

Me too! I don't think my Catan experience quite prepared me for these ORG beasts!

[Nate]

I will never forget your submission to the spot the difference challenge <3

[Chelsea]

Susie my winner pick!! I LOVE YOU! OMG!!!

[Aurora]

lol chris is not notyouraverageryan, but nice try jeff

He messed mine up too but I'm not too worried about it haha