[Susie]

Jacquie
-18th Place-
Played by: UltimateSorceress of Reddit
24 Year Old Mafia Gamer

Poody: Another one gone too soon. You were a maniac in the early days and your boot sent ripples throughout the game long after your time. Super entertaining.

Ziggy: You took our preseason advice to heart- problem was so did everyone else! Loved seeing you play hard, wish a mens tribal had happened to save you.

Caryn: You were an absolute overplaying mess in this game, but I’ve gained a newfound respect for you outside of it.

Joaquin: You definitely played yourself out of the game - had you just reigned it in a bit I think you could have made a run with the Reem crew - but have been a fun lurker since.

Danni: you embody the mess that was Atlasova before the swap. You were playing hard, you were messy, and you weren’t afraid to be confrontational. I hope you get another shot because you showed a lot of promise

Sarah: You are a star in the making, sweetie. Hope to see more of you soon.

Hope to get to know you outside the game. Sorry you were our first victim.

[Gillian]

Wardog
-17th Place-
Played by: ChocolateLab of Discord ORGs
20 Year Old Infamous Discord Player

Poody: Gone too soon, we never really got to see your chaos realized. I think Wardog deserves another crack in the future.

Ziggy: Your gameplay was interesting, but I think the girls overwhelmed and took over the tribe. I was sad to see you go so early as I know your reputation as a gamer and drama starter never had time to take off.

Caryn: War Dog? More like Puppy Dog. Went out with a whimper instead of a bark. Your story arc this season was basically a modern day reimagining of the classic film “Old Yeller”.

Joaquin: sucks we didn’t get to see your full cunty self, but I have a feeling you’ll fit in quite well here.

Danni: I’d be sad about your vote but watching the women of Taraku 2.0 run train on the men was worth it. You were our sacrificial chocolate lab, and what we got was a fantastic season, and some great bitter choc commentary in the lurking server

Sarah: RIP War Dog. Please come back for Second Chances.

omg!!!!!! choc!!!!!!!!! im so sorryyyyyyyyyyyy u have no idea!!!!!! i should of put it together when u said mi!!!! omg i love u

[Charlie]

Wardog
-17th Place-
Played by: ChocolateLab of Discord ORGs
20 Year Old Infamous Discord Player

Poody: Gone too soon, we never really got to see your chaos realized. I think Wardog deserves another crack in the future.

Ziggy: Your gameplay was interesting, but I think the girls overwhelmed and took over the tribe. I was sad to see you go so early as I know your reputation as a gamer and drama starter never had time to take off.

Caryn: War Dog? More like Puppy Dog. Went out with a whimper instead of a bark. Your story arc this season was basically a modern day reimagining of the classic film “Old Yeller”.

Joaquin: sucks we didn’t get to see your full cunty self, but I have a feeling you’ll fit in quite well here.

Danni: I’d be sad about your vote but watching the women of Taraku 2.0 run train on the men was worth it. You were our sacrificial chocolate lab, and what we got was a fantastic season, and some great bitter choc commentary in the lurking server

Sarah: RIP War Dog. Please come back for Second Chances.

I hope he did in fact take it the sleaziest.

[Jeff Probst]

Crystal
-16th Place-
Played by: BellaG16 of Discord ORGs
37 Year Old Transgender Filipino Online Gamer

Poody: One of our bigger premerge disappointing boots. A lot of us thought you were going to win and I’m glad you participated at the level you did.

Ziggy: I thought you would be the winner, but you voted yourself out haha that was iconic tbh. I’m glad you went because you would have probably ran circles around some of these people.

Caryn: From what I understand you were great in this. I wouldn’t know though cause everytime your name popped up all I could think of was crystal meth.

Joaquin: great premerge casting, voted yourself out of the game and immediately noped the fuck out of here.

Danni: every premerge needs a boneheaded move, and I wish you would have stuck around so we could tease you about it. You did quite well for the time you were in the game though

Sarah: Goddess. I love you. You were one of my faves and I’m sad you disappeared.

[Randy]

Wardog
-17th Place-
Played by: ChocolateLab of Discord ORGs
20 Year Old Infamous Discord Player

Poody: Gone too soon, we never really got to see your chaos realized. I think Wardog deserves another crack in the future.

Ziggy: Your gameplay was interesting, but I think the girls overwhelmed and took over the tribe. I was sad to see you go so early as I know your reputation as a gamer and drama starter never had time to take off.

Caryn: War Dog? More like Puppy Dog. Went out with a whimper instead of a bark. Your story arc this season was basically a modern day reimagining of the classic film “Old Yeller”.

Joaquin: sucks we didn’t get to see your full cunty self, but I have a feeling you’ll fit in quite well here.

Danni: I’d be sad about your vote but watching the women of Taraku 2.0 run train on the men was worth it. You were our sacrificial chocolate lab, and what we got was a fantastic season, and some great bitter choc commentary in the lurking server

Sarah: RIP War Dog. Please come back for Second Chances.

MY BOY TAKEN TOO SOON :(

[Reem]

Crystal
-16th Place-
Played by: BellaG16 of Discord ORGs
37 Year Old Transgender Filipino Online Gamer

Poody: One of our bigger premerge disappointing boots. A lot of us thought you were going to win and I’m glad you participated at the level you did.

Ziggy: I thought you would be the winner, but you voted yourself out haha that was iconic tbh. I’m glad you went because you would have probably ran circles around some of these people.

Caryn: From what I understand you were great in this. I wouldn’t know though cause everytime your name popped up all I could think of was crystal meth.

Joaquin: great premerge casting, voted yourself out of the game and immediately noped the fuck out of here.

Danni: every premerge needs a boneheaded move, and I wish you would have stuck around so we could tease you about it. You did quite well for the time you were in the game though

Sarah: Goddess. I love you. You were one of my faves and I’m sad you disappeared.

Oof, at least I got to use you for one vote I guess???

[Randy]

Crystal
-16th Place-
Played by: BellaG16 of Discord ORGs
37 Year Old Transgender Filipino Online Gamer

Poody: One of our bigger premerge disappointing boots. A lot of us thought you were going to win and I’m glad you participated at the level you did.

Ziggy: I thought you would be the winner, but you voted yourself out haha that was iconic tbh. I’m glad you went because you would have probably ran circles around some of these people.

Caryn: From what I understand you were great in this. I wouldn’t know though cause everytime your name popped up all I could think of was crystal meth.

Joaquin: great premerge casting, voted yourself out of the game and immediately noped the fuck out of here.

Danni: every premerge needs a boneheaded move, and I wish you would have stuck around so we could tease you about it. You did quite well for the time you were in the game though

Sarah: Goddess. I love you. You were one of my faves and I’m sad you disappeared.

Oof, at least I got to use you for one vote I guess???

MYSTERY SOLVED SHE DID SCREW HERSELF OVER

[Jeff Probst]

Ace
-15th Place-
Played by: Cookies of Reddit
21 Year Old Contestant on Survivor: Michigan

Poody: Disappointed you left early. If you made the merge with your idol, I think you’d dramatically change the course of the season.

Ziggy: seemed like a good player, but definitely relied too much on men strong. I think you had potential but your torch was snuffed a tad early to reach said potential.

Caryn: Didn’t like seeing you go out early since you had real asshole potential. The blindside was worth it though.

Joaquin: Pretty similar game to the real Ace - I think if you asserted yourself a bit more socially you could have run train for a while. Probably the fastest newbie idol solve we’ve seen

Danni: the moment of the season for me was when you said the game was too easy in your confessional, only to be blindsided with the idol in your pocket.

Sarah: Always better to misplay an idol than to miss your chance.

[Aurora]

This is amazing and brutal and funny and...everything.

[Susie]

Crystal
-16th Place-
Played by: BellaG16 of Discord ORGs
37 Year Old Transgender Filipino Online Gamer

Poody: One of our bigger premerge disappointing boots. A lot of us thought you were going to win and I’m glad you participated at the level you did.

Ziggy: I thought you would be the winner, but you voted yourself out haha that was iconic tbh. I’m glad you went because you would have probably ran circles around some of these people.

Caryn: From what I understand you were great in this. I wouldn’t know though cause everytime your name popped up all I could think of was crystal meth.

Joaquin: great premerge casting, voted yourself out of the game and immediately noped the fuck out of here.

Danni: every premerge needs a boneheaded move, and I wish you would have stuck around so we could tease you about it. You did quite well for the time you were in the game though

Sarah: Goddess. I love you. You were one of my faves and I’m sad you disappeared.

By these quotes, I think I finally have my answer of what went down that night.

[Reem]

This is amazing and brutal and funny and...everything.

Just wait for ours #Reemaurorageddon

[Susie]

Crystal
-16th Place-
Played by: BellaG16 of Discord ORGs
37 Year Old Transgender Filipino Online Gamer

Oof, at least I got to use you for one vote I guess???

MYSTERY SOLVED SHE DID SCREW HERSELF OVER

The "Boomerang Boot" is back alive.

[Gillian]

Ace
-15th Place-
Played by: Cookies of Reddit
21 Year Old Contestant on Survivor: Michigan

Poody: Disappointed you left early. If you made the merge with your idol, I think you’d dramatically change the course of the season.

Ziggy: seemed like a good player, but definitely relied too much on men strong. I think you had potential but your torch was snuffed a tad early to reach said potential.

Caryn: Didn’t like seeing you go out early since you had real asshole potential. The blindside was worth it though.

Joaquin: Pretty similar game to the real Ace - I think if you asserted yourself a bit more socially you could have run train for a while. Probably the fastest newbie idol solve we’ve seen

Danni: the moment of the season for me was when you said the game was too easy in your confessional, only to be blindsided with the idol in your pocket.

Sarah: Always better to misplay an idol than to miss your chance.

the guys were all right he left with an idol

[Aurora]

This is amazing and brutal and funny and...everything.

Just wait for ours #Reemaurorageddon

I'm now terrified I won't live up! Ahhhh

[Ziggy Lichman]

Crystal voting herself out was hilarious

[Jacquie]

This is amazing and brutal and funny and...everything.

Hang on their Discord--they're wonderfully mean.

[Loveita]

Crystal voting herself out was hilarious

Crystal voting SUSIE and by proxy, herself, out, was hilarious.

[Susie]

Ace
-15th Place-
Played by: Cookies of Reddit
21 Year Old Contestant on Survivor: Michigan

Poody: Disappointed you left early. If you made the merge with your idol, I think you’d dramatically change the course of the season.

Ziggy: seemed like a good player, but definitely relied too much on men strong. I think you had potential but your torch was snuffed a tad early to reach said potential.

Caryn: Didn’t like seeing you go out early since you had real asshole potential. The blindside was worth it though.

Joaquin: Pretty similar game to the real Ace - I think if you asserted yourself a bit more socially you could have run train for a while. Probably the fastest newbie idol solve we’ve seen

Danni: the moment of the season for me was when you said the game was too easy in your confessional, only to be blindsided with the idol in your pocket.

Sarah: Always better to misplay an idol than to miss your chance.

Another mystery solved! Wow, the hits just keep on coming.

[Gillian]

This is amazing and brutal and funny and...everything.

Hang on their Discord--they're wonderfully mean.

glad to see u jaq!!

[Jeff Probst]

Marcus
-14th Place-
Played by: HillarysDoubleChin of Reddit
29 Year Old Conservative Law Student

Poody: I really liked you as a strategist even if you were a bit boring. I think you would’ve developed into a big threat given enough time.

Ziggy: You seemed like you had some potential, I wonder your chances if not for the merge twist. You seemed a bit gamebotty, definitely someone who needed to fail for this season to succeed

Caryn: I was hoping your gameplay here would mirror your political views as you’d go on to Make Stranded Great Again. Guess it wasn’t meant to be, though.

Joaquin: Started to pick up on the game a little bit towards the end there, but honestly I thought you were pretty boring.

Danni: not showing up the day of the merge was a YUGE mistake. Loved your rivalry with Ron, especially since it was completely fabricated by the women running circles around you.

Sarah: You’re okay. Maybe a bit boring but you’re okay.