- Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:28:03 pm
#22268
I forgot about ace's "wow this s too easy" confessional. That's a classic.
Loveita wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27:23 pmOMG this drove me crazy the entire game!!Ziggy Lichman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:26:42 pm Crystal voting herself out was hilariousCrystal voting SUSIE and by proxy, herself, out, was hilarious.
Jeff Probst wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27:41 pmmarcus i loved u hope to get to know u betterMarcus
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Poody: I really liked you as a strategist even if you were a bit boring. I think you would’ve developed into a big threat given enough time.Ziggy: You seemed like you had some potential, I wonder your chances if not for the merge twist. You seemed a bit gamebotty, definitely someone who needed to fail for this season to succeedCaryn: I was hoping your gameplay here would mirror your political views as you’d go on to Make Stranded Great Again. Guess it wasn’t meant to be, though.Joaquin: Started to pick up on the game a little bit towards the end there, but honestly I thought you were pretty boring.Danni: not showing up the day of the merge was a YUGE mistake. Loved your rivalry with Ron, especially since it was completely fabricated by the women running circles around you.Sarah: You’re okay. Maybe a bit boring but you’re okay.
Susie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:28:10 pmYou saying bye felecia had me DYING I laughed so hardLoveita wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27:23 pmOMG this drove me crazy the entire game!!Ziggy Lichman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:26:42 pm Crystal voting herself out was hilariousCrystal voting SUSIE and by proxy, herself, out, was hilarious.
Susie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:28:10 pmYou literally asked this question 20 times.Loveita wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27:23 pmOMG this drove me crazy the entire game!!Ziggy Lichman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:26:42 pm Crystal voting herself out was hilariousCrystal voting SUSIE and by proxy, herself, out, was hilarious.
Jeff Probst wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27:41 pmI no longer feel guilty about being an asshole to Marcus.Marcus
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Poody: I really liked you as a strategist even if you were a bit boring. I think you would’ve developed into a big threat given enough time.Ziggy: You seemed like you had some potential, I wonder your chances if not for the merge twist. You seemed a bit gamebotty, definitely someone who needed to fail for this season to succeedCaryn: I was hoping your gameplay here would mirror your political views as you’d go on to Make Stranded Great Again. Guess it wasn’t meant to be, though.Joaquin: Started to pick up on the game a little bit towards the end there, but honestly I thought you were pretty boring.Danni: not showing up the day of the merge was a YUGE mistake. Loved your rivalry with Ron, especially since it was completely fabricated by the women running circles around you.Sarah: You’re okay. Maybe a bit boring but you’re okay.
Poody: I think you were the ideal first juror this season. I loved your competitive gameplay and paranoia here. A+
Ziggy: Absolutely crazy and gone too soon! I hated that you had to go so early, but I believe you set the tone for a bonkers season.
Caryn: Scarily aggressive player. There’s no doubt in my mind that you’re the one who wears the strap-on in the bedroom.
Joaquin: I think the most entertaining part of you is that you gave no fucks about how you came off to people. Your boot set the tone for how the merge would go.
Danni: Loved that you were here to play and play hard! Your civil war with reem was the perfect way to start the merge.
Sarah: You were an aggressive person but I still like you better than a lot of others. Good job.
Susie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:28:10 pmOh, I know :p I wanted to tell you so badly.Loveita wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27:23 pmOMG this drove me crazy the entire game!!Ziggy Lichman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:26:42 pm Crystal voting herself out was hilariousCrystal voting SUSIE and by proxy, herself, out, was hilarious.
Jeff Probst wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27:41 pmThat sure is a profile brah.Marcus
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Poody: I really liked you as a strategist even if you were a bit boring. I think you would’ve developed into a big threat given enough time.Ziggy: You seemed like you had some potential, I wonder your chances if not for the merge twist. You seemed a bit gamebotty, definitely someone who needed to fail for this season to succeedCaryn: I was hoping your gameplay here would mirror your political views as you’d go on to Make Stranded Great Again. Guess it wasn’t meant to be, though.Joaquin: Started to pick up on the game a little bit towards the end there, but honestly I thought you were pretty boring.Danni: not showing up the day of the merge was a YUGE mistake. Loved your rivalry with Ron, especially since it was completely fabricated by the women running circles around you.Sarah: You’re okay. Maybe a bit boring but you’re okay.
Jeff Probst wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:30:08 pmGo off Caryn she's rightAurora
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Poody: I think you were the ideal first juror this season. I loved your competitive gameplay and paranoia here. A+Ziggy: Absolutely crazy and gone too soon! I hated that you had to go so early, but I believe you set the tone for a bonkers season.Caryn: Scarily aggressive player. There’s no doubt in my mind that you’re the one who wears the strap-on in the bedroom.Joaquin: I think the most entertaining part of you is that you gave no fucks about how you came off to people. Your boot set the tone for how the merge would go.Danni: Loved that you were here to play and play hard! Your civil war with reem was the perfect way to start the merge.Sarah: You were an aggressive person but I still like you better than a lot of others. Good job.
Jeff Probst wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:30:08 pmNo, I can't. Guys I can't. Caryn, for fucks sake, I love you. Haha omg I am loving thisAurora
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Poody: I think you were the ideal first juror this season. I loved your competitive gameplay and paranoia here. A+Ziggy: Absolutely crazy and gone too soon! I hated that you had to go so early, but I believe you set the tone for a bonkers season.Caryn: Scarily aggressive player. There’s no doubt in my mind that you’re the one who wears the strap-on in the bedroom.Joaquin: I think the most entertaining part of you is that you gave no fucks about how you came off to people. Your boot set the tone for how the merge would go.Danni: Loved that you were here to play and play hard! Your civil war with reem was the perfect way to start the merge.Sarah: You were an aggressive person but I still like you better than a lot of others. Good job.
Ron wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:29:55 pmExactly what I was thinking! Minus the part about ever feeling guilty about itJeff Probst wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27:41 pmI no longer feel guilty about being an asshole to Marcus.Marcus
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Poody: I really liked you as a strategist even if you were a bit boring. I think you would’ve developed into a big threat given enough time.Ziggy: You seemed like you had some potential, I wonder your chances if not for the merge twist. You seemed a bit gamebotty, definitely someone who needed to fail for this season to succeedCaryn: I was hoping your gameplay here would mirror your political views as you’d go on to Make Stranded Great Again. Guess it wasn’t meant to be, though.Joaquin: Started to pick up on the game a little bit towards the end there, but honestly I thought you were pretty boring.Danni: not showing up the day of the merge was a YUGE mistake. Loved your rivalry with Ron, especially since it was completely fabricated by the women running circles around you.Sarah: You’re okay. Maybe a bit boring but you’re okay.
Jacquie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:30:29 pmUs guys were pretty trash. I can attestJeff Probst wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27:41 pmThat sure is a profile brah.Marcus
-14th Place-
Played by: HillarysDoubleChin of Reddit
29 Year Old Conservative Law Student
Poody: I really liked you as a strategist even if you were a bit boring. I think you would’ve developed into a big threat given enough time.Ziggy: You seemed like you had some potential, I wonder your chances if not for the merge twist. You seemed a bit gamebotty, definitely someone who needed to fail for this season to succeedCaryn: I was hoping your gameplay here would mirror your political views as you’d go on to Make Stranded Great Again. Guess it wasn’t meant to be, though.Joaquin: Started to pick up on the game a little bit towards the end there, but honestly I thought you were pretty boring.Danni: not showing up the day of the merge was a YUGE mistake. Loved your rivalry with Ron, especially since it was completely fabricated by the women running circles around you.Sarah: You’re okay. Maybe a bit boring but you’re okay.
Btw, I'm never going to forgive you guys for voting me out before I got to hate on the guys in-game.
Ziggy Lichman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:29:19 pmOh god, then I had such angst in case I was wrong!!Susie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:28:10 pmYou saying bye felecia had me DYING I laughed so hardLoveita wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27:23 pmOMG this drove me crazy the entire game!!
Crystal voting SUSIE and by proxy, herself, out, was hilarious.
Poody: At the end of the day, will go down as one of our biggest heroes in Stranded history. Truly a pleasure watching you play and a huge part of my enjoyment this season was watching you defy the odds.
Ziggy:You could go from savage to camp-mom at the drop of a hat. A fully fleshed out character, maybe my *most* favorite character? You may have been the single saddest boot in a season full of sad boots.
Caryn: You were the player that was the easiest to root for. It was surprising to see how good you were at avoiding the boot, whether it be through determination or sheer luck. What else are you accidentally good at?
Joaquin: We knew going into casting you were a slam dunk, but didn’t know *this*. You are amazing, the Reddit post was amazing, your alliances with Reem and Randy were amazing. A true fan favorite.
Danni: your reddit post to solve the atlasova idol is iconic, and your alliance with reem was a fan favorite from night one. Your alliance with randy was a close second. And honestly anything you did, the hosts collectively lost their minds. You are a star!
Sarah: THE STAR OF THE SEASON. You are the biggest legend to come out of this season and I will never forget you. Queen Susie!
Ace wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:32:09 pmWhat Ace saidJacquie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:30:29 pmUs guys were pretty trash. I can attestJeff Probst wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:27:41 pmThat sure is a profile brah.Marcus
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Btw, I'm never going to forgive you guys for voting me out before I got to hate on the guys in-game.