[Jeff Probst]

Welcome back, everyone. Fucking fantastic season on behalf of all the hosts, you guys murdered it. We can't wait to get to know all of you and for you to join our community!

First I need to thank all my cohosts who helped put this on: Danni, Joaquin, Sarah, Loveita, Ziggy, Gary.

I want to thank my lurkers who also were here all season rooting you guys on: Nate, Robb, Donny, Hannah, Stephanie, Chelsea, Davonne in particular. They are all very excited to meet you.

Now that the winner is revealed, it's time to see who you all really were. I'll be posting your online identities along with some host's thoughts about each player. You should feel free to also leave your comments for each player as we go along.

LET'S GET TO IT!

[Jeff Probst]

Julie
-19th Place-
Played by: Leladypayne of Reddit
32 Year old Actress from NYC

Poody: You were great when you were there, you had massive trainwreck potential but alas, it wasn’t meant to be.

Ziggy: Who? Very odd that you were active and then disappeared after night one, you seemed to have potential.

Caryn: I genuinely have no idea who this is. When I first saw the name I thought it was Poody’s wife and was confused.

Joaquin: Sucks we wasted the best Jewish mom rep. You were literally in the majority before you left.

Danni: you jumped ship after one night and I hope you never come back

Sarah: As Britney would say, very cool.

[Gillian]

yesssss


but before we do

WHERE THE FUCK IS DEVENS???

[Ron]

Julie
-19th Place-
Played by: Leladypayne of Reddit
32 Year old Actress from NYC

Poody: You were great when you were there, you had massive trainwreck potential but alas, it wasn’t meant to be.

Ziggy: Who? Very odd that you were active and then disappeared after night one, you seemed to have potential.

Caryn: I genuinely have no idea who this is. When I first saw the name I thought it was Poody’s wife and was confused.

Joaquin: Sucks we wasted the best Jewish mom rep. You were literally in the majority before you left.

Danni: you jumped ship after one night and I hope you never come back

Sarah: As Britney would say, very cool.

NYC! I wish I met you, Julie!

[Gary Hogeboom]

yesssss


but before we do

WHERE THE FUCK IS DEVENS???

[Susie]

yesssss


but before we do

WHERE THE FUCK IS DEVENS???

[Reem]

Julie
-19th Place-
Played by: Leladypayne of Reddit
32 Year old Actress from NYC

Poody: You were great when you were there, you had massive trainwreck potential but alas, it wasn’t meant to be.

Ziggy: Who? Very odd that you were active and then disappeared after night one, you seemed to have potential.

Caryn: I genuinely have no idea who this is. When I first saw the name I thought it was Poody’s wife and was confused.

Joaquin: Sucks we wasted the best Jewish mom rep. You were literally in the majority before you left.

Danni: you jumped ship after one night and I hope you never come back

Sarah: As Britney would say, very cool.

Still pissed you ghosted on me!

[Gillian]

yesssss


but before we do

WHERE THE FUCK IS DEVENS???

my 3rd favorite host now

[Ziggy Lichman]

Omg you get to hear caryn roast all of you

[Gillian]

where is victoria?

[Jeff Probst]

Jacquie
-18th Place-
Played by: UltimateSorceress of Reddit
24 Year Old Mafia Gamer

Poody: Another one gone too soon. You were a maniac in the early days and your boot sent ripples throughout the game long after your time. Super entertaining.

Ziggy: You took our preseason advice to heart- problem was so did everyone else! Loved seeing you play hard, wish a mens tribal had happened to save you.

Caryn: You were an absolute overplaying mess in this game, but I’ve gained a newfound respect for you outside of it.

Joaquin: You definitely played yourself out of the game - had you just reigned it in a bit I think you could have made a run with the Reem crew - but have been a fun lurker since.

Danni: you embody the mess that was Atlasova before the swap. You were playing hard, you were messy, and you weren’t afraid to be confrontational. I hope you get another shot because you showed a lot of promise

Sarah: You are a star in the making, sweetie. Hope to see more of you soon.

[Ziggy Lichman]

where is victoria?

We aren’t the people to ask lmaoooo

[Susie]

Julie
-19th Place-
Played by: Leladypayne of Reddit
32 Year old Actress from NYC

Poody: You were great when you were there, you had massive trainwreck potential but alas, it wasn’t meant to be.

Ziggy: Who? Very odd that you were active and then disappeared after night one, you seemed to have potential.

Caryn: I genuinely have no idea who this is. When I first saw the name I thought it was Poody’s wife and was confused.

Joaquin: Sucks we wasted the best Jewish mom rep. You were literally in the majority before you left.

Danni: you jumped ship after one night and I hope you never come back

Sarah: As Britney would say, very cool.

Nice knowing you for those five minutes. Glad you're not dead. Good luck with your houseplants.

[Gillian]

Omg you get to hear caryn roast all of you

ziggy my new 2nd favorite host

[Gillian]

i meant why do we not get to see who she was

[Reem]

Jacquie
-18th Place-
Played by: UltimateSorceress of Reddit
24 Year Old Mafia Gamer

Poody: Another one gone too soon. You were a maniac in the early days and your boot sent ripples throughout the game long after your time. Super entertaining.

Ziggy: You took our preseason advice to heart- problem was so did everyone else! Loved seeing you play hard, wish a mens tribal had happened to save you.

Caryn: You were an absolute overplaying mess in this game, but I’ve gained a newfound respect for you outside of it.

Joaquin: You definitely played yourself out of the game - had you just reigned it in a bit I think you could have made a run with the Reem crew - but have been a fun lurker since.

Danni: you embody the mess that was Atlasova before the swap. You were playing hard, you were messy, and you weren’t afraid to be confrontational. I hope you get another shot because you showed a lot of promise

Sarah: You are a star in the making, sweetie. Hope to see more of you soon.

I would probably have made it a bit farther with you, chick! You were just too much though, and I needed to solidify my new alliance You were super fun though!

[Randy]

i meant why do we not get to see who she was

They legally didn't exist

[Jacquie]

Jacquie
-18th Place-
Played by: UltimateSorceress of Reddit
24 Year Old Mafia Gamer

Poody: Another one gone too soon. You were a maniac in the early days and your boot sent ripples throughout the game long after your time. Super entertaining.

Ziggy: You took our preseason advice to heart- problem was so did everyone else! Loved seeing you play hard, wish a mens tribal had happened to save you.

Caryn: You were an absolute overplaying mess in this game, but I’ve gained a newfound respect for you outside of it.

Joaquin: You definitely played yourself out of the game - had you just reigned it in a bit I think you could have made a run with the Reem crew - but have been a fun lurker since.

Danni: you embody the mess that was Atlasova before the swap. You were playing hard, you were messy, and you weren’t afraid to be confrontational. I hope you get another shot because you showed a lot of promise

Sarah: You are a star in the making, sweetie. Hope to see more of you soon.

I'm loving how ya'll can perfectly balance compliments and insults. It's an artform.

[Nate]

Jac coming into this reunion

[Jeff Probst]

Wardog
-17th Place-
Played by: ChocolateLab of Discord ORGs
20 Year Old Infamous Discord Player

Poody: Gone too soon, we never really got to see your chaos realized. I think Wardog deserves another crack in the future.

Ziggy: Your gameplay was interesting, but I think the girls overwhelmed and took over the tribe. I was sad to see you go so early as I know your reputation as a gamer and drama starter never had time to take off.

Caryn: War Dog? More like Puppy Dog. Went out with a whimper instead of a bark. Your story arc this season was basically a modern day reimagining of the classic film “Old Yeller”.

Joaquin: sucks we didn’t get to see your full cunty self, but I have a feeling you’ll fit in quite well here.

Danni: I’d be sad about your vote but watching the women of Taraku 2.0 run train on the men was worth it. You were our sacrificial chocolate lab, and what we got was a fantastic season, and some great bitter choc commentary in the lurking server

Sarah: RIP War Dog. Please come back for Second Chances.