Nate wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:38:48 pm
Hello Lauren!
Lurker here and I would like to congratulate you for being the tenth annual Nate winner pick of the season (TM) and here's the lowdown on the high ground that you need to succeed after you've already earned the most honourable honour:
1. Nate winner picks need to be able to CUT IT UP and BRING THE HEAT - what do you think differentiates you from the pack of indiscriminate avatars this season? In twenty-seven words or less - What do you think is your DIFFERENTIATING FEATURE that will give you this W?
2. Nate winner picks, like a good college essay or a bad job interview, all bring their own UNIQUE PERSONALITY and OFF-THE WALL charisma, but are still quite easy to simplify their essence into a single sentence. They call it a catchphrase because people get CATCHED by your PHRASE. How would you describe your gameplay in a single catchphrase?
3. Nate winner picks, much like Academy Award winning film "Citizen Kane" have a BITCHIN' SOUNDTRACK. For example, the songs "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing Ta Fuck Wit" by the Wu-Tang Clan and the opera "Der Ring Des Nibelungen" by WAGNER were inspired by my winner picks of the past. If you had a single song that would play as you win the final immunity challenge cementing yourself as the winner of the season, what would that song be?
Thank You and You Better Not Fuck It Up for All My Winner Picks of Seasons Past!
I'm dying, this is my favorite thing
I am so so honored to be given the distinction of your winner pick!
1. I'm detached. I've built relationships with everyone but I couldn't care less which way the winds blow so long as its not me.
2. No one can let you down if you never trusted them to begin with. Also a good runner-up is my favorite quote "Never underestimate the predictability of stupid".
3. The single song would have to start exactly after I won for maximal effect but it would be "Watcha Say" by Jason Derulo because 1. perfect meme opportunity 2. I'm petty and would want to rub it in and 3. I think it would be funny but people would also think it's stupid which makes it even funnier.
I hope I'm living up to your pick standards and I am expecting to be absolutely flamed if I turn out to be a disappointment!